Call that a cock? Well, if that’s all you’ve got then I suppose you do! But wait, this might be your only opportunity to flaunt what you’ve got and feel good about it, to show the world you’re proud of your teeny weeny and to actually WIN a prize for having the smallest dicklette in the Empire (if not the whole world).

On Saturday, 22 August the Empire will be celebrating the smallest of teeny weenies with a party in the chat room and some very special prizes for the man *cough* with the smallest penis – a Mini Marathon for your Mini Penis! Just send pictures of your tiny member to us at teensyweenies@gmail.com (the pics should be of your weenie only – no body or face shots) and when all the Mistresses have finished laughing at them, I mean EVALUATING them, we’ll announce the winner during the mini marathon.

There’ll be five hours (more hours than inches, hehehehe) of Cock Radio Jocks and all kinds of fun in the chat room with Mistresses popping in and out to congratulate (or do I mean commiserate with?) all those little dickies.

Join us 3pm-8pm on August 22 on Cock Radio and in our adult chat room at www.communitykink.com to find out just who IS the smallest of them all!